TRIP TO THE DENTIST

I took a trip to see my dentist -- well, actually the hygenist. She did the usual scraping and prodding and so forth and announced that I have lovely teeth and everybody should take care of their teeth as I do. Sometimes those OCD tendencies come on handy.

But, the best part was that the hygenist and I had a short conversation about the "best toothbrush". She said "Spin brushes are inexpensive, but very effective. I can actually give you one . . . except, well, it's a child's spinbrush. It works the same -- uh, but it's a princess. Would you be offended by that?"

Are you kidding? Do I not deserve a princess spinbrush? Please.

So, out came the princess spinbrush and now she's working for ME. . . spinning her little princess head off getting my teeth clean. Cool.

Now, you look at this princess chick and tell me . . . doesn't she look slightly anxious to you?